Kxc9-LK is one of the weirdest planets in the entire galaxy and the only one that has no rules at paralympics, everything is allowed and no one gets any points.
This would have been a too demanding task in a world where everybody believes he has more fingers than the next person. Always one more.
The reason for its grotesque existence goes back to the dispute between a very bubbly woman and a man that is not very into metaphorical sayings.
After the woman found out that her man was cheating on her, with the maid, of course, he considered himself very classy, she was tempted to say that she would never take him back after such betrayal and added: “not even if you were the last male person on this very planet.” *
When hearing such a devastating forecast of his upcoming love life, the man decided to prove a point.
After having eradicated every other person on the planet, he won the argument, but then realized the mistake:
He might be able to start a new civilization on the planet (it’s not very big) and this kind of work was kinda overloaded with pleasure. But his children might find it more difficult to find a person to mate with that has less than one similar bloodline.
As usual the sexual drive of teenagers mixed with hormones and the right amount of alcohol made every teaching of their father useless.
Much like earth got populated.
Except for there was no teaching.
Only apples.
*On planet earth this sentence might be the second most used in an average bar but on Kxc9-LKy this specific sequence of words was a very rare and rather young expression. Women had to be careful with it, men were a very limited resource
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